I Tackle The Grime So You Can Focus On The Memories Of Your Loved Ones.
A clean stone is more than polish it's permission to grieve less, remember more, and smile at the light they left behind
ABOUT
Hi, I’m Chris—born and raised in Queens, NY, on the fast pace and big heart of New York City, but these days I’m settled on Long Island. A couple of years ago, I got news that hit me like a punch to the gut: The little cemetery where my grandmother was buried had been sold off. Developers built houses right on top of it, and just like that, her spot was gone. I went out there to see for myself, heart racing, but all I found were new driveways and mailboxes that weren’t hers. No stone. No place to sit and talk to her. It broke me all over again losing that one spot where I’d go to feel close, remembering her warm hugs and the way she’d hum those old songs while baking cookies.
That pain stuck with me, but it also lit a fire. I was sitting in my backyard, just thinking, and it hit me: If I can’t even visit her anymore, how can I let other families go through this? So I started small heading to old cemeteries on my own time, getting down on my knees with a cloth and some care, wiping away the years from stones that nobody else seemed to notice. Every time I brought a name back into focus or cleared the moss from a date, it felt right, like a small win against forgetting. If I don’t step up for these places, who will? These markers aren’t just rocks they’re the last touchpoints for the people we loved, the spots where the hurt starts to turn into something softer, like gratitude.
That’s what led me to start The Headstone Guy. I wanted to be that reliable pair of hands for your family’s resting places, using eco-friendly ways that respect the stone and the story without causing any harm. Whether it’s a simple clean-up or a full restoration, every job is personal a way to ease the load so you can focus on the good memories. At the end of the day, it’s not about the work; it’s about keeping their light alive for you. If sharing my grandmother’s story resonates, let’s make sure yours stays clear and strong. Give me a call I’m here, and I’m listening.
PACKAGES & PRICING
FOR EVER HEADSTONE I CLEAN I WILL CLEAN A VETERANS HEADSTONE FOR FREE
VETERANS HEADSTONE IS ALWAYS $50
Basic Clean- $150
A tender surface scrub to lift dirt, lichen, and the hush of years—revealing the stone’s natural grace without a trace of regret. Perfect for that first step back to clarity. 30–45 min
Standard Clean- $250
Our Basic plus deeper mercy for crevices, a gentle trim of wandering weeds, protective sealant against Long Island’s whispers, and specialized bronze cleaning to restore those heartfelt plaques to their warm, enduring patina—holding the tribute steady through the seasons. 45–60 min
Premium Restore- $375
The Standard embrace, deepened with a loving repaint of faded words, edging to frame the sacred space, and photos to tuck into your heart turning echoes into vivid, forever visions. 60–90 min
Guy’s Forever Guard Subscription: Not just upkeep, but a companion’s quiet vigil quarterly visits with the care of your chosen package, at 20% off. It’s the soft assurance that their shine endures, year after year.
Extras to Deepen the Glow
These heartfelt add-ons let you customize with love add them during your quote for a touch more peace:
- Engraving Fix ($50–$120): Faded names cut deep I’ll gently repaint or gild those sacred letters for crisp, enduring readability, in weather-kissed colors that whisper true.
- Flower Service ($75–$150): A resting place blooms with intention I’ll select and place seasonal fresh flowers or evergreens, arranged with care to cradle the stone in vibrant, welcoming hush. This 20–30 minute ritual draws you near without effort, turning visits into moments of living color and quiet joy.
- Balloon Service ($50–$100): For birthdays, anniversaries, or just a whispered hello I’ll add cheerful, weather-safe balloons in your loved one’s favorite colors, tied with a gentle note for that uplifting surprise. A quick 10-minute touch that lifts the spirit, making the site feel alive with celebration and love.
- Theme Service ($100–$200): Honor special days with a custom touch holiday themes like Christmas wreaths or Memorial Day flags, or personalized motifs (hearts for Valentine’s, stars for dreamers), thoughtfully placed to reflect their essence. This 30–45 minute curation brings seasonal warmth or yearly rituals, ensuring every visit feels uniquely theirs.
- Guard Watch ($40/month): Monthly peace, one visit at a time a check for shadows, a light wipe if needed, and a pictured report: “Still glowing, still yours.”
Ready to let their light shine again? Share your story get a free quote today. I’m here, listening with all my heart.
TERMS & CONDITIONS
Terms and Conditions: A Promise Kept with Care
At The Headstone Guy, every service is rooted in respect—for the stones we tend, the stories they hold, and the families who trust us with their memories. These terms are my way of being upfront, like a conversation over coffee: simple, honest, and here to protect us both. By booking a service, you agree to these—because honoring your loved ones means doing things right. If anything feels off, just reach out; I’m here to listen.
1. Our Services: Gentle Hands, Steady Promise
We provide eco-friendly headstone cleaning and restoration across Long Island, NY, and surrounding areas—packages like Basic Cleans, Standard Cleans (including bronze care), Premium Restores, and add-ons such as Flower Service, Balloon Service, Theme Service, Engraving Fix, and Guard Watch. Every job follows our “Do No Harm” ethos: We use sustainable methods that respect the stone’s history without damage. Services are scheduled based on availability; we’ll confirm dates via email or call. Note: Weather or cemetery access may delay us—we’ll reschedule at no extra cost.
2. Booking and Payments: Straightforward Steps
Bookings start with a free quote via phone, email, or our site form—share your story, and we’ll tailor it. A 50% deposit secures the date (via Square for card/ACH—secure and easy). Full payment is due on completion, with Square invoices sent promptly. We accept cards, Apple Pay, or bank transfers; NY sales tax applies if required (most services exempt). Our Heroes’ Vow (free vet clean for every paid one) is honored upon verification—no extra fees.
3. Cancellations and Refunds: Life Happens, Hearts Understand
We get it—plans shift. Cancel 48 hours before your appointment for a full refund (minus any processing fees). Within 24 hours, 50% refund; no-shows or same-day cancels are non-refundable to cover our time. If we need to reschedule due to weather or unforeseen issues, it’s on us—no charge. Refunds process within 5 business days. For subscriptions like Guard Watch, monthly cancels with 30 days’ notice; prorated if mid-month.
4. Liability and What We Can’t Control: Protecting What Matters
We pour our heart into every job, but stones are stories shaped by time—results vary based on age, material, and exposure. We can’t guarantee perfection (e.g., deeply etched damage), but we’ll always aim for the best gentle outcome. You’re responsible for site access and permissions (cemeteries may have rules). We’re not liable for indirect damages, allergies to add-ons (like flowers), or events beyond our control (weather, site changes). Our insurance covers accidents on-site; full details on request.
5. Privacy and Your Story: Safe in Our Hands
Your details—names, site locations, shared memories—are sacred. We collect only what’s needed for the job (via forms/emails) and use Square for secure payments. No selling or sharing without consent; we follow NY privacy laws. Photos (if requested) stay private unless you say otherwise. Want your info deleted? Just ask—we’ll wipe it clean.
6. Governing Law: Grounded in New York
These terms live under New York law—fair, straightforward, like our work. Disputes? We’ll talk first; if needed, small claims in Nassau or Suffolk County.
This is our shared understanding—a bridge to peace for your loved ones’ resting places. Questions? I’m Chris, and I’m just a call away. Let’s make their light shine.
FQA
Frequently Asked Questions: Answers with Heart
At The Headstone Guy, I get it—visiting these questions can feel heavy, like stirring old waters. I’m here to make it lighter, answering with the same care I’d bring to your stone. If something’s not covered, just ask—your story matters.
1: What areas do you serve? A: I cover all of Long Island, NY—from Nassau’s bustling edges to Suffolk’s quiet shores—and surrounding areas too. If your site’s a bit farther, let’s talk; I’ll do my best to make it happen, because no memory should wait.
2: How do I book a service? A: It’s simple as a shared breath: Fill out the quote form on the site, give me a call, or email your story. We’ll chat about what fits—your package, any add-ons like Flower Service or Balloon Service—and I’ll send a heartfelt plan. A quick deposit locks it in, and we’re off to shining.
3: What makes your cleaning different? A: It’s all about “Do No Harm”—eco-friendly ways that respect the stone’s age and soul, no harsh chemicals or scratches. From Basic Cleans to Premium Restores, every touch is gentle, like tending a family heirloom. Your loved one’s marker stays true, just brighter for the memories it holds.
4: Can I add extras like balloons or themes? A: Absolutely—those little touches turn a visit into a celebration. Balloon Service brings color for birthdays ($50–$100), Flower Service adds seasonal blooms for peace ($75–$150), and Theme Service crafts custom motifs for holidays or anniversaries ($100–$200). Tell me their favorites, and I’ll make it feel like they’re right there smiling.
5: What’s the Heroes’ Vow about? A: It’s my way of giving back: For every regular headstone I clean, I restore one veteran’s marker for free (Basic level). Just verify with a DD-214 or VA card, nominate via the form, and we’ll honor their valor side by side. Heroes deserve that eternal shine—no one left in the shadows.
6: How does Guard Watch work? A: Think of it as a quiet companion ($40/month)—monthly visits to check for dust or settling, a light wipe if needed, and a photo report emailed straight to you: “Still glowing strong.” It’s set-it-and-forget-it peace, so you can remember without the worry.
7: What if I need to cancel? A: Life pulls us in unexpected ways—I understand. Cancel 48 hours ahead for a full refund (minus tiny fees); within 24 hours, it’s 50% back. We’ll reschedule if weather whispers no, always on my dime. Your heart comes first.
8: Are there guarantees? A: Yes—with love. All services come with my word: If something’s not right, I’ll make it so, no questions. Add-ons like Theme Service have a satisfaction tweak, and our methods promise no new harm to the stone. Your peace is the only outcome I accept.
Got more on your mind? I’m Chris, and I’m just a call away—let’s ease that weight together.
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